And I'll Be With You When You Dream

[violentenvies]

[It's Sunday night! Boy, today sure has been a day, hasn't it?? Memories returned, Father's Day Gifts given, and Benjamin sure had a Time, didn't he?

Looks like it's time to find ways to cope.

Thus, the bed frames from Broadhurst dorm are being worked on being taken apart by Varian while the mattresses are becoming The New Floor.

Additionally, there's plenty to eat and drink, what with the hot pot provided by Rina, cookies that might just taste a bit burnt from Farrah, apples from Orpheus, more delicious potatoes from Maya, as well as sandwiches by Cassandra. There is also quite the variety of pie, from caramel, to bittersweet chocolate and strawberries, and several other varieties from the vending machine. Finally, there's popcorn brought in by Spongebob. If someone wants a drink, there is some delicious hot cocoa, provided by Elsa, as well as the tea brought in by Discord. There's also a variety of drinks from the vending machines.

Everyone's invited of course. There are a variety of games happening, and there's even a TV that's been wheeled down from the Library. So bring your pajamas, whatever they happen to be, and settle in for a sleepover!]

Comments

[violentenvies]

You're the one with a bit of magic, not me. Summon your own buzzer, whatever that is.

[a bit distractedly, as he's flipping to another page.]

Fascinating...if I play a monk, what are that character's strengths?

[disharmonizes]

[And there's a loud, obnoxious BZZZT next to Salieri, then. And a little buzzer button floating next to him, before popping out of existence.]

Irrelevant, you'll be playing a bard.

[violentenvies]

[Salieri nearly jumps out of his skin at the buzzer, head whipping up to stare at Discord for a moment--before he processes what just happened and he blows out an annoyed breath]

A bard. Is that just because I'm a composer? That seems rather biased. [eyebrow raise]

[disharmonizes]

Oh, well, if you'd rather not, that's also fine, of course.

Would you like to play a barbarian instead?

[violentenvies]

...that does not sound appealing.

[disharmonizes]

No? You don't want to smash things? Intelligence can be your dump stat, you can leave all the thinking to everyone else.

[violentenvies]

I don't know what a dump stat is, but we both know that does not sound appealing to me in the least.

[disharmonizes]

Bard it is.

Like you don't want to use magic through music.

[violentenvies]

[....magic through music...]

I suppose that...does sound intriguing...[a little reluctantly, but certainly interested]

[disharmonizes]

Oh, does it? One would almost think someone picked it for you on purpose.

[violentenvies]

[HE ROLLS HIS EYES THEN]

Yes, yes, alright. I'll defer to your expertise.

[disharmonizes]

As you always should, of course!

Now then, let's design your bard...

[violentenvies]

[Salieri props his chin in his hand because apparently this is where he's placed his affections, it's this ridiculous dork.]

Alright. What are my options exactly?

[disharmonizes]

Well, you should probably start with your race options first. Right here.

[Just, making that book open up and flip to the right page.]

You can be anything you want from these, so... choose wisely.

[violentenvies]

[Salieri frowns, starting to flip through the options, scanning over them, going back and forth, until finally he says:]

Could I perhaps just be a human?

[disharmonizes]

Oh, so I should just mark you down as boring, then.

[violentenvies]

Well, if everyone else is picking such fantastical races, then being a human would actually be unique, wouldn't it?

[disharmonizes]

Uniquely boring.

[violentenvies]

[he huffs at that]

Alright, well...what about this human variant? Where you can take a feat....

[he arches an eyebrow]

What's a feat?