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[catliketread]

[It's been nearly a week since everyone was brought here, so you know what that means. It's time to share information and discuss strategy!! Or something. Anyway, the Pirate King has gone around and told everyone (yes, even you!!) about the plans for a lunchtime meeting in the dining hall. You don't have to come if you don't want to and the Pirate King will not drag you there, but if you want lunch and you try to sneak by the room, he might notice you and drag you into it.

Once everyone is gathered (or most people, if some of you aren't showing up), he'll stand up and slam a hand down on the table to get everyone's attention.]

Gentlemen! ...And ladies. We have been in this establishment for nearly a week now! It's time we discuss our situation and what we've learned here. From my own explorations, it seems as though escape is impossible. None of the doors or windows will open no matter how much physical force is used! I would like to hear any ideas you all have about escape, but any information or plans in general would be wonderful!

[Let's get started, shall we?]

Comments

[solomonjihad]

...Which part?

[WHERE SHALL WE START]

[rockthistown]

Just, if people had to do it because of destiny, they might sort of resent it...

[solomonjihad]

Destiny isn't something to resent, if you have the right one.

[rockthistown]

I know, but... it's just weird, right? Precure are chosen, but they usually get a say.

[solomonjihad]

...Precure?

[Now that is interesting...]

[rockthistown]

That's what we have at home. There are lots of them, and more are chosen all the time to fight whatever threats might come to the world! My best friend has loved Precure since she first saw them, and we can name just about every group on Earth and what their powers are!

[I'm so sorry. You unlocked the magical girl fan.]

[solomonjihad]

[Oh go--]

But, you don't know of the sailor soldiers?

[rockthistown]

Maybe they're just in your world.

[solomonjihad]

...but you live on Earth too.

[Space-time? Obviously exists. Multiverse? Nonsense.]

[rockthistown]

But even with all the different years, nobody here's heard of Precure, I have no idea about Sailor Soldiers, Anna's whole country doesn't exist to anyone else -- doesn't that mean there have to be lots of worlds that are just really similar and called the same thing? It makes my head hurt, but it's the only thing that makes sense.

[solomonjihad]

.................................that!

[Woah. Woah. Are you saying the space-time door can go to other Earths????

...

Hang on, Hime, you might have blown her mind a little.]

[rockthistown]

A...starte-san? Guys, I think she broke!

[solomonjihad]

[ERROR: REBOOTING]