this is a musical game, but this doesn't have lyrics for a title

[catliketread]

[It's been nearly a week since everyone was brought here, so you know what that means. It's time to share information and discuss strategy!! Or something. Anyway, the Pirate King has gone around and told everyone (yes, even you!!) about the plans for a lunchtime meeting in the dining hall. You don't have to come if you don't want to and the Pirate King will not drag you there, but if you want lunch and you try to sneak by the room, he might notice you and drag you into it.

Once everyone is gathered (or most people, if some of you aren't showing up), he'll stand up and slam a hand down on the table to get everyone's attention.]

Gentlemen! ...And ladies. We have been in this establishment for nearly a week now! It's time we discuss our situation and what we've learned here. From my own explorations, it seems as though escape is impossible. None of the doors or windows will open no matter how much physical force is used! I would like to hear any ideas you all have about escape, but any information or plans in general would be wonderful!

[Let's get started, shall we?]

Comments

[onthebusagain]

Oh! I know this one!

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was!

[allicareabout]

And...what?

Now they'll continue singing it forever just because...?

[solomonjihad]

[Hey, who knows, it might work???]

This is...the song that never ends,
It just goes on, and on, my friends...

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

...This idea isn't going to get us anywhere.

[solomonjihad]

...Why do you think that?

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

Because the idea of a group of people bumbling around trying to put on a poor performance to keep from killing each other sounds like something our showrunner would find entertaining anyway.

[solomonjihad]

....but if we do it terribly...

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

Then we turn from a drama to a comedy.

[solomonjihad]

Wouldn't that...annoy them?

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

Perhaps. But it's still entertainment.

[solomonjihad]

It would still be an annoying...entertainment.

[...She's trying...]