[The Pirate King has been almost everywhere for the past couple of days. He's been trying to get every single door and window open, he's been climbing up on things and looking under them, and he's been doing everything he can think of to come up with an escape plan.
It hasn't worked, obviously.
By Wednesday he's actually settled down a bit. If you're up early in the morning as soon as the kitchen opens, you can find him rifling through the cabinets and stealing candies. Look, he is a pirate and sometimes pirates steal stuff! Also these candies are great, he needs at least five hundred of them. He'll be intentionally avoiding the stove, but he's gotten used to the refrigerator so after raiding the candy he'll be looking in there for something to actually eat for breakfast.
Later on in the day you can find him in the storage room, where he's taken to... putting stuff in a blanket? Yes. Once the blanket is loaded up he picks up the ends to create a makeshift sack and takes all the stuff back to his room. Who needs that much stuff?? Does the Pirate King really need that many candles? How about that much rope? Why are there so many matches?? There's also a good amount of duct tape in there, though that's the only thing he takes that he doesn't recognize, the WD-40 and the batteries are staying right where they are. He's not taking everything, of course, but this is a good amount for one man. He'll also be returning here afterwards to grab a few more spare blankets. Huh.
In the evening, you'll find the door to room #19 is open a crack and if you glance in you'll see the Pirate King decorating. Those blankets he stole earlier are being fastened into a canopy and while having that many candles is definitely a fire hazard, the place looks a lot nicer and cozier when it's not lit by the bright lights on the vanity.
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It hasn't worked, obviously.
By Wednesday he's actually settled down a bit. If you're up early in the morning as soon as the kitchen opens, you can find him rifling through the cabinets and stealing candies. Look, he is a pirate and sometimes pirates steal stuff! Also these candies are great, he needs at least five hundred of them. He'll be intentionally avoiding the stove, but he's gotten used to the refrigerator so after raiding the candy he'll be looking in there for something to actually eat for breakfast.
Later on in the day you can find him in the storage room, where he's taken to... putting stuff in a blanket? Yes. Once the blanket is loaded up he picks up the ends to create a makeshift sack and takes all the stuff back to his room. Who needs that much stuff?? Does the Pirate King really need that many candles? How about that much rope? Why are there so many matches?? There's also a good amount of duct tape in there, though that's the only thing he takes that he doesn't recognize, the WD-40 and the batteries are staying right where they are. He's not taking everything, of course, but this is a good amount for one man. He'll also be returning here afterwards to grab a few more spare blankets. Huh.
In the evening, you'll find the door to room #19 is open a crack and if you glance in you'll see the Pirate King decorating. Those blankets he stole earlier are being fastened into a canopy and while having that many candles is definitely a fire hazard, the place looks a lot nicer and cozier when it's not lit by the bright lights on the vanity.
The Pirate King seems proud of his work, anyway.]