See! I am the Pirate King, not some pretentious actor pretending to be a pirate king. This is a role one simply cannot fake! It is my role, and mine alone! Only I am capable of leading my men to glory on the high seas!

[He clenches a fist and looks dramatically into the distance. If only he was actually on a ship and the wind could blow at this exact moment. Oh well. The point is that he is definitely not an actor!!]