don't stop believing

[stagemanagers]

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[It's a pleasant afternoon in the garden. Maybe not emotionally, but physically - isn't it nice when you get to have class outside?

As your voices rise, singing defiance in unison out for the Wizard, there's no immediate response; at least, nothing that clearly is a response. But there's something. Amidst the sound of your song, it may be hard to hear at first; Janis will likely be the first to notice, but eventually everyone is able to hear. It sounds as though other voices are rising along with yours.

There's something on the air - no music, or at least no instrumentals, just a disembodied sort of lyrical chant. You don't recognize any of the voices. They aren't singing the same song as you all are. Maybe they can't; they sound long long ago, and far far away now. Still - despite everything - the trees around you move lightly in a sudden soft breeze. It feels as though you have invoked something, old and entirely beyond your knowledge.

But first. Haven't you forgotten something?

It's Wednesday.

Welcome to this week's school club!]

Comments

[sugarlumps]

Oh LUMP OFF wizard-dude, I'm not leaving here without kicking your ass and getting my lumps back, in whatever order that needs to happen in.

[Yeah, she. She is not a narrator, she can't see the impending doom.]

[stopbelieving]

Oh. Right, that. I don't really know why that happened this time.

[Honestly half of it was an OOC way to feint at the real Wizard of Oz having done this, you know how he hates non-humans.

But regardless. Will snaps his fingers. Congrats, you have been un-humanized! Enjoy your lumps.]

[employeeoftheyear]

Ooh hey could you do that for me too?!

[Spongebob dies instantly.]

[tailor_made]

[SPONGEBOB......]

Spongebob, you would dry out immediately, that seems like a bad plan.

[employeeoftheyear]

[He frowns.]

Oh right...

... Maybe he can get me one of those weird things humans put fish in when they kidnap us?

[Fish bowls.

He’s talking about fish bowls.]

[stopbelieving]

Aren't you a couple of inches tall?

[employeeoftheyear]

I am!

[Smiles.]

[barberic]

[WHAT-]

[mcfife]

[oh so that's why her kingdom didn't make any sense]

[sugarlumps]

[It takes a second for her to realize what's happened.]

[But when she finally speaks, it's definitely the same voice you've all known for the past two months.]

Aha... AHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES, I'M HOT AGAIN!

[brokeforgood]

Ohhhhhhhh! Yeah, a lot about you makes sense now! [She's definitely seen LSP before. She just. Never made the connection.]

[sugarlumps]

[Yup, all doubts about her being from a nonsense shitpost canon are REMOVED.]

I know, it's way easier to tell I'm awesome royalty, right?

[brokeforgood]

Oh, yeah, totally.

You look fierce both ways. Love the lumps. Total inspiration.

[sugarlumps]

Once we're done here, makeovers for everyone. You can be even fiercer than you are now.

[brokeforgood]

Oh, that's a pretty big challenge.

Bring it on.

[comeandfindme]

[ the lightbulb clicks on— ]

Waitasecond, you're— oh my god.

[sugarlumps]

I'm back to breaking the hotness scale, I know. Please don't be jelly, you're still amazing.

[comeandfindme]

No, that's not what— never mind.

[ per fully thought she hallucinated half of adventure time when she watched it really sick once as a kid, this is a lot for her ]

[sugarlumps]

It's fine. Makeovers.

[You know, once they're done kicking Willzard's ass.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Oh- Oh! Okay. That is... Not what I expected.

[sugarlumps]

It's okay, no one's prepared for this bod.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

...Yeah. I definitely wasn't prepared for that much... bod.

[All lumpy and such. But Cass isn't judging. You're cool, LSP.]

[sugarlumps]

Try not to be intimidated, I'm no homewrecker.

[defyingfrigidity]

... Oh. Wow. That certainly does explain your name.

[No judging looks from Elsa here - she looks almost fascinated.]

I can't say I've ever seen anything like you, before.

[sugarlumps]

Thanks, I'm basically one of a kind.

[This is a lie, there's basically an entire dimension full of lumpy people.]