Oh, no-- I don't fuck with that thing, not after it shot out my phone and the knife that killed me. [She's perched on the counter with Soup, feeding her lettuce and baby carrots. She likes the way the bunny goes crunch crunch crunch--]

Orpheus gave her to me last week. This is Soup. And before you ask, Per, no, I'm not gonna eat her, she's my child, and I would kill everyone here and then myself if anything bad happened to her.