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Spongebob Squarepants ([personal profile] employeeoftheyear) wrote in [community profile] itscurtains2021-06-28 05:51 pm

Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]



Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.


[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]
mayavericks: (Oh Star Divine)

[personal profile] mayavericks 2021-07-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets her attention. She follows Cassandra's gaze.]

What do you mean, nothing?
feudalladyshandmaid: (Think)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2021-07-03 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I haven't noticed any animals. At all? Forests are full of living things, but... there?

[She points.]

It's almost like it's completely empty.
mayavericks: (Do Not Be At The Mercy)

[personal profile] mayavericks 2021-07-04 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It is... eerily quiet, now that you mention it.

Do you suppose they were scared off by the Wizard's presence?
feudalladyshandmaid: (Why)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2021-07-05 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's possible... Then again, all of our animals should have been scared off too by now.

Maybe there were never any animals to begin with.
mayavericks: (Oh Star Divine)

[personal profile] mayavericks 2021-07-05 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
He could not replicate the stars. Maybe he couldn't replicate animal life either?
feudalladyshandmaid: (Think)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2021-07-05 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
....Maybe he doesn't care.
mayavericks: (That is Pride)

[personal profile] mayavericks 2021-07-05 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
An even more unpleasant thought, admittedly. Though... unsurprising all the same. Who cares about reality, when we are but toys to him?