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itscurtains2021-06-28 05:51 pm
employeeoftheyear) wrote in itscurtains2021-06-28 05:51 pm
Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song
[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.
Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]
Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!
Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.
[And he absolutely means it.
Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]
Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!
Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.
[And he absolutely means it.
Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]
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[ Whether 'best' here means 'best to tell her very young son' or 'best as in most accurate' or some other metric is unclear. Calliope wasn't one for explaining that kind of thing, very often. ]
That last part's a little more folklore than history, but I guess I wouldn't be surprised if it were true? Sometimes when people are blessed by the gods they become more than mortal. Though it might also just be something people added later to warn boys not to treat girls badly.
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[Though even then, the stories of some of those constellations conflict so much. Some constellations were bittersweet, like the fate of Callisto who'd been put in the heavens before she could die. But then there was Orion and Scorpio, forever immortalized as the great scorpion chased the hunter across the skies...]
... I don't think Perseus was wrong, really. In any version of the story. He didn't know what happened to Medusa, did he? If not, I don't think he was bad for killing what he thought was a heartless monster.
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Usually, yes. Or turned into trees, or flowers, or streams, so they can live on as something else. And I agree, about Perseus. He was just a boy trying to save his mother. But it's hard to see Medusa as a monster either, even in the versions where she didn't go into exile willingly. At least for me. She couldn't help what happened to her.