Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[sugarlumps]

[LSP is here. Spongebob might've had to drag her, sorry Spongebob. But she's here.]

[It, uh. Takes a while for her to stop sulking at the edges of everything.]

-and then he just kind of lumping tripped and fell in and was all "NOOOO, I WASN'T INVITED" and disappeared into a cloud of dust and pointy teeth, it was pretty awesome.

[Later on, if no one's had the good sense to stop her, she's taken over some of the cooking duties and is stirring what can best be described as a small cauldron of beans and weenies over the fire.]

If you can't, like, find your own beans in the woods storebought's fine. But then you usually have to pay for them and junk. Anyway, either way they're super good with a little bit of hotsauce and junk mixed in.

[mcfife]

You forage for beans in the wild?

[This princess is becoming more and more impressive each time he sees her!]

[sugarlumps]

Yeah, sometimes people just, like, lose entire unopened cans. Suckers.

[mcfife]

Oh. [And here he thought you were a wild huntress princess.]

Does that happen often?

[sugarlumps]

[Nah, you're thinking of Huntress Wizard. Big difference.]

More often than you'd think, probably. Unless you think it happens a whole lot more than it does. I dunno. Enough to live on, usually.

[mcfife]

It seems that people in your Candy Kingdom should be more careful of where they leave their food.

[In the middle of the woods?]

[sugarlumps]

Yeah, a lot of the candy people are real dumb.

[They are literally made of sugar and magic science.]

I think some of it's like animals and stuff though, they're bad at keeping track of groceries. And they don't have super good hands a lot of the time?

[mcfife]

[Ah, so the animals steal the food from the people. That...makes more sense, but they must lock up their pantries overnight.]

So you canvass the forest to find spare food. It's certainly a good skill to have when questing.