Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[fourbutts]

Eh, he's listened to me talk about enough stuff he doesn't care about, you guys can at least have one two hour talk about musicals I've never heard of.

[mayavericks]

I am certain I could find some benefit in the conversation for you, as well. Like talking about all of the outfits I have worn over the course of my career?

[fourbutts]

[ Janis laughs. ]

Oh yeah? Like what?

[ She said, as if this is a challenge she stands any chance of defending herself on the moment Maya says anything. ]

[mayavericks]

Well, I was a groom to Claudine's bride, at one point.

[Honestly, Janis is just lucky that Maya hasn't played Zeus yet. That would almost assuredly end her.]

[fourbutts]

Oh.

[ She's not anime enough to get a nosebleed, but. That has her interest. ]

Which... would put you in a tuxedo. Understandable.

[mayavericks]

Well-tailored and everything.

[fourbutts]

[ A pause. ]

I repeat my frustration from Friday night regarding how few private places there are in this school!

[mayavericks]

[Despite the flush on her cheeks, Maya is almost grinning.]

I think you'll find that there are plenty more private places now? I can think of three off the top of my head.

[A wink? Janis probably can't see it considering their position but. You know.]

[fourbutts]

[ She feels it in her heart. ]

You make a valid point. Well, obviously we're out here tonight, but...

[mayavericks]

And we should take Peregrine on her date tomorrow, so...

Thursday?

[Hoist the death flag, y'all.]

[fourbutts]

[ yo ho, all together, hoist the colors high ]

... Yeah, alright. Thursday it is.