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Spongebob Squarepants ([personal profile] employeeoftheyear) wrote in [community profile] itscurtains2021-06-28 05:51 pm

Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]



Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.


[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]
whatyouwant: (talk)

[personal profile] whatyouwant 2021-06-29 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Just one for now.

[Elle slides in as close to Angus as she can without disrupting the roasting process.]

Do you like yours burnt, or golden?
mcfife: (🔪 bring me to the holy raging power)

[personal profile] mcfife 2021-06-30 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Angus leans over to the fire, which just so happens to require him pressing against Elle.]

Burnt with the fires of flavor. The outside molten crust revealing soft and warm sugar underneath!

[So he's not sticking them straight into the hottest part of the fire, but letting them roast first near the burning wood to get them nice an melty.]
whatyouwant: (sassy)

[personal profile] whatyouwant 2021-06-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
So in other words, perfect?

[Listen, they aren't good without a little bit of char on the outside.

While Angus roasts, Elle preps the chocolate and graham crackers for 4 s'mores.]


So in your kingdom, do you do this over normal camp fires, or over, like, space ship engines?
mcfife: (🦄 over mountains into the unknown)

[personal profile] mcfife 2021-06-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
They would incinerate in the ship engines. The stick as well. Probably the man, too.

We do have magic fires perfect for small-scale cooking.
whatyouwant: (smirk)

[personal profile] whatyouwant 2021-06-30 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds cute! The cooking fires, not the guy getting incinerated.
mcfife: (🦄 follow your heart)

[personal profile] mcfife 2021-06-30 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just what we have. Magic has many uses, not just for murder and necromancy.