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itscurtains2021-06-28 05:51 pm
employeeoftheyear) wrote in itscurtains2021-06-28 05:51 pm
Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song
[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.
Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]
Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!
Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.
[And he absolutely means it.
Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]
Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!
Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.
[And he absolutely means it.
Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]
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Medusa was a beautiful girl
Pursued by men was she
But she had no patience for that sort
And refused their company
Oh Medusa, turn your gaze
Upon me, so they cried
But she cared not for them
And closed indifferent eyes
Poseidon was a confident god
And smitten with her was he
He thought that he could win her heart
And make her his devotee
But Medusa, she refused him
And he flew into a rage
And chased her to the temple
Of Athena, wise and sage
Athena was a merciful one
She took Medusa's hand
"No man shall touch you from this day hence,"
She said, "Now take a stand."
Medusa was a beautiful girl
But no more was she just this
Serpents unfurled from her hair
Bright-eyed and soft of hiss
Oh Medusa, turn your gaze
Upon us, cried the men
But when she looked upon them
They would never move again
Poseidon fled from her new visage
Even him, appalled and afraid
And the men that followed him fled too
Leaving statues in their wake
Medusa found power in her new gift
At first, but soon she'd see
That stony gaze was limiting
Her chances at company
Oh Medusa, turn your gaze
Away, cried all who saw her
So for seven lonely decades
Exile was what seemed only proper