Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Well, apparently ghosts just exist where they previously died, so... If they were around here, we would have seen them.

[she thinks?]

[comeandfindme]

[ ...... ]

Excuse me?

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Uh, ghosts. They exist, apparently.

Rapunzel met one and she sang with her.

[Her leg was broken during it. Which!!! is a shame, honestly!!]

[brokeforgood]

You know, your friend Rapunzel’s starting to sound a lot like a fairytale princess. With all the singing with ghosts, and the name…

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Yeah, she's a fairytale princess, I know. You're not the first person who's said that.

[Oof] If it wasn't the magic hair, it was the constant singing, and the ventriloquism, and the art with her chameleon buddy.

[brokeforgood]

…

Cassandra. I was teasing you. Are you telling me—-

Varian was friends with a fucking princess with magical hair and never told me?!

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[AH....]

You... Oh.

Uhh, yeah. And I'm Rapunzel's lady-in-waiting? [She catches herself.] Was. I was... And, uh, he was Rapunzel's friend, too.

[brokeforgood]

WHAT THE FUCK!

He told me—- I thought her parents were just weird nerds! How does he end up friends with a princess, that’s super unfair!

[feudalladyshandmaid]

That's a long story.

Are... you sure you want to know?

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah pauses, and mulls it over. She knows that Varian has... a slightly freckled past, and she doesn't exactly want to hear anything bad about him right now. So she shakes her head.]

No. But I want to meet this princess, when we get out of here.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Cassandra sits and thinks, looking not at Farrah but into the fire crackling in the center of their little camp.]

Okay. You might get the chance... [She worries her lip into a straight line.] I'll probably have to see her, sooner or later. I'm... probably in a lot of trouble, just as a heads-up.

[brokeforgood]

Hey. I’m sure it’ll be okay. And if not… We can help you figure something out. Or. I can, at least. I don’t have anything better to do.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[...Heh.]

You are pretty good at figuring things out.

[comeandfindme]

[ PRESSES HER LIPS TOGETHER. ]

Okay. Well. We may be looking at the less...corporeal kind. Maybe.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

...Right.

[THAT'S A FAIR REACTION.... Cassandra basically reacted the same way.]

So, uh, how does this work?

[comeandfindme]

Okay, so. Come put your finger here, on the planchette. And hold it still. I'm gonna ask some questions and...maybe we'll get a response.

[employeeoftheyear]

... Are ghosts weak to songs?

[feudalladyshandmaid]

No. Rapunzel just happened to meet the ghost of the strongest warrior in Corona, and it turns out she wanted to sing.

So they sang together.

[and she MISSED IT]

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh that sounds fun! I really wish I was able to meet her; I'd love to sing with ghosts!

[feudalladyshandmaid]

I wanted to meet Ruthless Ruth too.

[That's the closest you've ever heard Cass get to whining.]