Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[mayavericks]

[Well that... clams her up pretty quick.

Only for a moment, though.]

And what if you summon something else?

[comeandfindme]

...Then at least I know there's a chance they're out there.

[mayavericks]

I know how these stories go, Peregrine. We are having a bad enough time here, we don't need... things haunting us.

[She's starting to back away from the group]

[comeandfindme]

Maybe if there's something here it's just as pissed as we are! Maybe, it's...I don't know, whatever's asking for help in the carvings. Come on, we have to try something.

[mayavericks]

Y-you. You can try.

I... forgot something inside.

[comeandfindme]

[ Peregrine sighs, but. Okay, Maya. She should've figured this would happen. ]

[mayavericks]

[Listen, she loves and respects you, but she draws the line at summoning ghosts with you. It's fine.]

[employeeoftheyear]

Hey if we summon something else, maybe they'll rescue us!

[IT'S A WIN-WIN SCENARIO, MAYA.]

[mayavericks]

Or possess us! Or kill us! It's a terrible idea!

[employeeoftheyear]

Yeah but.

It might not possess or kill us either!

[mayavericks]

Spongebob!!

[employeeoftheyear]

C'mon, Maya, it'll be fun! And if you're scared you can hide behind me and I can absorb any evil ghosts powers he throws at you! That's what I'm good at, after all!

[... He's good at absorbing, that's what he's tying to get at.]

[mayavericks]

Ghosts are not fun. [She takes a deep breath but. Nope!] Ghosts. Are not fun.

I appreciate your invitation, Spongebob, but I think it's time for me to call it a night. Thank you.

[employeeoftheyear]

[You're not allowed to leave, Maya!! Spongebob looks really nervous and reaches for her.]

I'm sorry Maya! I promise to protect you from anything that comes out!

[mayavericks]

[She makes a face but...

Takes the sponge's hand.]

Okay. I'll stay for you.

... I don't have to touch the board, right?