Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

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[brokeforgood]

[Farrah’s trying. She’s trying really hard to be herself again. She shows up to camp with Ruddiger in tow; her giant tote of a purse jammed full with snacks, and her flask full of diet coke. She has the stuffed Rum Tum Tugger tucked under one arm, one of Rina’s sonic plushies tucked under the other, and a fully loaded water gun. She’s ready to make this a good night.

She sits by the campfire for the most part, bundled like a burrito in a blanket trying to stay as warm as possible. Trying to feel as alive as possible. She’s constantly cooking marshmallows, and Ruddiger’s getting over half of them.

After Peregrine brings the books, she can be found hunched over the S encyclopedia, though she’s a little early in the volume to be looking for summoning rituals, or anything about spirits.]

Holy shit— what?!

[When the ghost stories start up, Farrah gets excited.]

I know what we should do! Who has a mirror? I think the vending machine was giving out compacts, anyone got one?

Let’s play Bloody Mary!

[defyingfrigidity]

[..... Uhhhhhh.]

Bloody Mary?

[She. Does not like the sound of that!]

Is that some sort of... game?

[brokeforgood]

Kind of!

You have to go in a dark room with a mirror, and spin around and say Bloody Mary thirteen times, and see if she shows up in the mirror or not.

[defyingfrigidity]

And what happens if she does?

[That name... it can't be anything good, can it?]

Ghost Stories

[mayavericks]

Or -- We could not? How about we don't. That seems like a wonderful idea.

[brokeforgood]

Oh, come on Maya. It’s sleepover tradition! It’s either that, or stiff as a feather, light as a board!

[mayavericks]

Stiff as a --

What are you talking about?

[brokeforgood]

Oh my god. Okay. We’re doing that. Maya, lay down.

Guys, we’re gonna levitate Maya!

[mayavericks]

No we're not!!!

[Maya is turning to look at anyone for help!]

[employeeoftheyear]

Oh oh oh! Levitate me next!

[Is this helping?]

S

[comeandfindme]

You find anything?

[ Peregrine says as she speed reads Turning of the Screw. ]

[brokeforgood]

Oh—- No. Sorry, got distracted.

[Shit. She’s been caught! She flips through the encyclopedia, forward, to actually look at the pages under “spirits”.]

[comeandfindme]

[ ...Peregrine leans over. ]

What were you looking at?

[brokeforgood]

[She lowers her voice just a little, so the subject in question can’t hear—]

Salieri’s in here.

[comeandfindme]

...Oh.

[ Well, Peregrine drops her voice, too. ]

That's...a good thing, right?

S

[disharmonizes]

[Well, that exclamation is hard to miss! Discord immediately slides over, curiously trying to peek over her shoulder.]

What, don't tell me there's actually something good in there?

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah briefly considers hiding what she's doing from Discord-- but naw, it's Discord, there's no hiding this from him. She does, however, lower her voice, so the subject of their discussion doesn't hear her (at least not right away)]

One of Salieri's students is super fuckin famous.

[disharmonizes]

What, really?

[Leaning in closer now, because what.]

I know he's supposed to be a decently big deal in his time, or something, but my, my.

[brokeforgood]

Really! [Her voice is so scandalized, and she tilts the encyclopedia over for Discord to see. There's like, a solid half a page written on her dad, she's freaking out!]

Like-- I don't know those stuffy old music guys, but I know this one!

[disharmonizes]

Well, look at that! And here he was all worried about not being important.

[Well, at least at first, even if it's been less a concern.]

Ghosts Stories

[employeeoftheyear]

Aww darn, I wish I had a mirror; I wanna see who I'm gonna marry!

[He seems genuinely disappointed in that.]

[brokeforgood]

Not Marry, Spongebob. Mary! She's a creepy lady whose all bloody and shows up in a mirror!

[employeeoftheyear]

[Spongebob laughs, and lies down on his stomach to explain this.]

Oh didn't you hear about the legend, Farrah? Whoever summons bloody Mary tells you who you're gonna marry! It's practically in her name, after all!

[He sighs dreamily and kicks his feet in the air.]

[brokeforgood]

What? I've never heard of that. I've only ever seen--

[oh my god


is this a gay panic?]

[employeeoftheyear]

[He gives her the

Most innocent blank look.]

Only seen who?