Let's Gather 'Round the Campfire and Sing Our Campfire Song

[employeeoftheyear]

[Well last week Spongebob decided that the Wizard was nothing but a big fucker and everything was all his fault so he is going to kick his "Boost the moral of his friends" scheme into overdrive to rub it in the Wizard's stupid face.

Around the school on Monday, there will be Spongebob's huge mass of fliers again, this time for some sort of camp out.]


Spongebob Squarepants Crazy Camping Party!!!
Come to the edge of the forest on Monday at 5 pm for a whole night of roasting marshmallows, telling Spoooooky stories, and sleeping under the stars!
Don't worry if it rains, we can always bring the camp inside!

Attendance is MANDATORY!!! I will come find you if you don't attend.

[And he absolutely means it.

Even though there are no stars, it's a comfortable evening with no real signs of rain, and Spongebob's managed to set up a cozy Spongebob set out a bunch of blankets, towels, and pillows around a cozy campfire. There are plenty of food you'd normally see at a camp out, including smores! Spongebob seems to have gone all out and brought in practically every kind of candy from the kitchen, so have fun with the sugar rush!]

Comments

[fourbutts]

What? Have you ever met a Sara Berry? They're fucking terrifying.

[ But! She gestures. ]

If you want to build on it, though, by all means, lay it on me.

[brokeforgood]

Not really. Private schools are like--- There's not much room for a Sara Berry, because everyone is fabulously wealthy, except for like. The scholarship kids. I guess I knew a few back in elementary, but at Corey Giles High, everyone's a fucking reject in some way.

Still manage the murdering, though.

[fourbutts]

[ She whistles. ]

Sounds more like everyone's a fucking Sara Berry, Jesus.

[brokeforgood]

Oh, yeah.

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[fourbutts]

That's a lot of flavors of Sara Berry. Sara Berries, if you will.