Week Four

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, Gershwin High School Academy University saw its very first intentional murder! What a milestone! And right after Spongebob's No Murder party, too - that doesn't seem like it bodes very well for anybody's future.

You all wake up this morning with yet another new memory returned to you. You'll also find that the school's external doors have now unlocked. Congratulations! You're free! Unfortunately, you also seem to be entirely in the middle of nowhere. So maybe it's more of a symbolic victory.

Still, you should look around and do some investigation! Maybe you'll find a fun surprise.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regains and your AC for this week! Hester's office hours and the merch booth also remain available! ))

Comments

Owl

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[This bird is?? so confused?? Where is it? Who are you??? Why is this happening. It's really not getting any better, just a lot of hovering in place and slightly-panicked hooting.

Panicked hooting that's definitely causing a noise disturbance, so, it's only a matter of time before someone comes investigating.]

What's with all the- [GASP] Owl!

[Hoo?? His head rotates a full 180 degrees coming to rest on... she!! With Discord seemingly forgotten, Owl swoops down the hall and settles cleanly on his owner's outstretched arm.]

[disharmonizes]

[Discord is just going to clear his throat and brush himself up. It's fine, he's fine, he definitely didn't just get owlsaulted.

Who would win: an ancient chaos being or one (1) hooty boi.]

Are you just excited about birds or is that owl's name actually just Owl.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Clearly Owl is the winner. His mom has trained him super well.

Know what this calls for? Scritches under Owl's fluffy chin. Did you owlsault a lord of chaos? Oh yes you did.]

"Owl" is his name. And he's my best friend.

[Owl hoots affirmingly. Best "animal" friend, but nevertheless.]

[disharmonizes]

...Well, ten out of ten for creativity.

[Terrible beast. Awful. You have made a powerful enemy today, Owl.]

Any other avian friends I should know about or is the vending machine once again safe for the public?

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Yeah, yeah. It's not, like.....

[She's actually trying to come up with a name. Lord help her.]

Okay, it's not creative! But it's his name, okay? I named him a long time ago.

[Owl looks at Discord. He points to his eyes with two claws, then points at the man.]

[disharmonizes]

What a... pleasant little animal friend. Reminds me of a rabbit I know that's equally delightful.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Oh?

Was the great and powerful "Lord of Chaos" bullied by a rabbit?

[disharmonizes]

Yes, well, I'm supposed to be mindful of his needs and how he gets grumpy when he hasn't had his carrots.

[He's definitely quoting there.]

Terrible little beast.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

And that must be so much trouble for you, huh, big guy?

[Clearly Discord has never worked in the service industry.]