Week Four

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, Gershwin High School Academy University saw its very first intentional murder! What a milestone! And right after Spongebob's No Murder party, too - that doesn't seem like it bodes very well for anybody's future.

You all wake up this morning with yet another new memory returned to you. You'll also find that the school's external doors have now unlocked. Congratulations! You're free! Unfortunately, you also seem to be entirely in the middle of nowhere. So maybe it's more of a symbolic victory.

Still, you should look around and do some investigation! Maybe you'll find a fun surprise.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regains and your AC for this week! Hester's office hours and the merch booth also remain available! ))

Comments

[employeeoftheyear]

[Like the after party last week, Spongebob is not really seen much outside of the Rodgers Dorm. Instead, people will see his snail inching around the building. Mainly he's going to the library to grab some comic books, before going to the kitchen to-

... Is... is he cooking? He's sitting on a stool in front of a stove with a little spatula and a pan of pancakes frying, so this certainly does look like cooking.]

cooking

[comeandfindme]

[ Throughout the day, Peregrine is practically glued to Janis' side, except for when she goes to get things from the vending machine and continue working her deerskin leather...and get some food for her and Maya. This is how she comes across the cooking snail. ]

...Gary? [ no, she hasn't actually addressed the snail yet before now, but yes she did watch an amount of Spongebob Squarepants as a child, so. ] How can you... You don't have arms!

[employeeoftheyear]

[Gary lowers his eyelids and meows at her. Per gets the feeling that he's telling her that he doesn't need arms for this, miss judgey.]

[comeandfindme]

O- okay, okay, you're a super snail or something.

[ She is not getting into an argument with a snail. ]

...Where's Spongebob? Doesn't he usually cook?

[employeeoftheyear]

[He looks away from her for a moment, clearly worried, and meows. Obviously that incident the previous night affected Spongebob really badly. Honestly more badly than the previous weeks somehow.]

[comeandfindme]

...Yeah. That was a stupid question. [ She sighs and starts gathering...jeez, what can she make, sandwiches? She's making sandwiches for her lesbians and talking to Gary the snail. ] Has he left the dorm at all today?

[ Per would not know since she...spent the night in Broadhurst. ]

Cooking

[sugarlumps]

[Walks into the kitchen.]

[Sees this.]

[dot dot dot]

OH GLOB, THE WIZARD CURSED BOB AND TURNED HIM INTO A SLUG!