Week Four

[stagemanagers]

[Last week, Gershwin High School Academy University saw its very first intentional murder! What a milestone! And right after Spongebob's No Murder party, too - that doesn't seem like it bodes very well for anybody's future.

You all wake up this morning with yet another new memory returned to you. You'll also find that the school's external doors have now unlocked. Congratulations! You're free! Unfortunately, you also seem to be entirely in the middle of nowhere. So maybe it's more of a symbolic victory.

Still, you should look around and do some investigation! Maybe you'll find a fun surprise.]

Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

(( Be sure to submit your memory regains and your AC for this week! Hester's office hours and the merch booth also remain available! ))

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Ferralah strikes again

[brokeforgood]

[Wow, yesterday was... something, huh?

Time to pretend it never ever happened! Except for the mission that Salieri’s given her, which is actually pretty important. She gets up bright and early, and marches right out to the Gayseball Field to begin her investigation.

She goes snooping through the shed with baseball equipment first—- and in typical Farrah fashion, she throws all the baseballs out of the shed, one by one. She’ll even knock some out with a bat. Damn, girl should have been on the softball team!

The announcer’s booth at the Gayseball field is pretty fun too— she’s fairly good with technology, so she’ll figure it out pretty quick.]

Hey, Wizard, is your refrigerator running?

Well you better go catch it! [BADUM-TSH]

[After that, she’s back to investigate the football field. The weird mannequin-grave gets some checking out— has anyone cleaned up the mess she dug up like a dog? She also romps through that shed—- though the gardening tools make her a little sick to her stomach. They’re just a little... sharp. She vaguely considers locking them up with the other knives.

She’s pondering this when she wanders back onto the field and—- surprise! It’s club time!

Farrah can be found feeding chickens and squealing with delight as they run after her for more food, or even cooing over and petting a chicken.

The goat gets played with too— she laughs when it head-butts her and knocks her down. Then she gets right back up and starts running around with the dang thing again. What’s that about birds of a feather?

Finally, she can be found perched on the bleachers , petting the nice donkeys. ]

I love them all.

gayseball field

[fourbutts]

[ How much time does Janis spend around this place without knowing why? Don't worry about it. But that does get her attention, and she runs over to the booth. ]

Oh my god, it works?

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah’s beaming with pride in here, like she just pulled off an amazing prank.]

Yeah! You just — [She starts rattling off instructions.]

1/2

[fourbutts]

[ Janis listens to the instructions. ]

Damn, you figured out the whole thing yourself? Nice.

[ And she will go ahead and follow those instructions, then get up way closer to the mic than she should, and... ]

2/2

[fourbutts]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! THE WIZARD IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING LIFE.

[samefacesyndrome]

[ somewhere, in the far distance, as if in reply: ]

I'm going to piss in a Hot Topic.

[mayavericks]

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah takes a deep breath, and gently pushes Janis aside—-


To lean into the microphone herself.]

YEAH, HE MAY HAVE BROUGHT ME BACK FROM THE DEAD OR WHATEVER, BUT FUCK THAT GUY FROM ME TOO!!

[She looks to Janis for approval.]

[fourbutts]

[ Thumbs up! ]

Now that's catharsis.

lynsey made me keep it

[mayavericks]

[Somewhere on campus...]

[howtheworldwas]

[tellthestory]

[Somewhere in the distance:]

DAMN YOU WIZARD, YOU RIGHTEOUS WHORE!!!

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Somewhere, distantly, a lone woman is investigating a gymnasium.

She glances up from her work and returns one, silent nod. Back to work.]

[mcfife]

[Somewhere from the courtyard, Angus is giving the heavenly voice from above a thumbs-up.]

[whatyouwant]

[There is a soft "You tell him!" from the direction of the courtyard.]

feeding chickens

[howtheworldwas]

[ After investigating the woods, Eurydice will pay a visit to today's club. When she catches Farrah running from the chickens, she'll call after her, shouting: ]

Here! Toss me some food, I'll feed them a little.

[brokeforgood]

[The closer Eurydice gets, the more she’ll hear Farrah giggling as she scrambles around from the chickens. Still—- as she loops around running from the chickens, she drops a handful into Eurydice’s waiting hands, before laughing and going for another loop.]

[howtheworldwas]

[ Eurydice smiles and stays where she is, letting the chickens come to her. She crouches down, and allows several to peck the food out of her hands. It's kind of sweet. ]

That's right. Now stop chasing Farrah, okay?

[ Eurydice only gets a bawk bawk bawk in response. ]

[brokeforgood]

[Its completely sweet. Farrah comes and crouches down beside Eurydice and the chickens, petting one of them. She sighs happily between trying to catch her breath.]

I love these guys.

[howtheworldwas]

They seem to like you, too.

[ Eurydice pets a chicken as well, following Farrah's lead. ]

You holding up okay? [ She knows the last few days have been...kind of rough. ]

Goat time

[defyingfrigidity]

[This is... oddly fascinating to watch. The part of Elsa, the core of herself that is made up of pure Big Sister Instinct, is yelling at her to run over and break it up, out of fear that Farrah's poor kneecaps are going to take some serious damage after one headbutt too many. But she watches the way the girl is laughing, and... well.

They need this. All of them need something that can just make them happy, even if it's completely ridiculous, so even as Elsa's watching from the sidelines, shaking her head, she doesn't try and put a stop to it.]

I think you're going to be that goat's new favorite, if you keep egging her on like that.

[brokeforgood]

[Farrah finally hops over the little run that the goat’s in, out of breath, still giggling like a maniac. She shakes her braids out, and rubs at her neck.]

I hope so. I love her. She’s a little naughty, but she just wants to have fun.

We understand each other.

[defyingfrigidity]

Don't forget that there's a certain stubborn quality goats are known to have... but that's a good thing, really. I think that sort of attitude is needed right now.

[Farrah's laughter is infectious. Elsa finds herself laughing as well as she approaches where Farrah's finally hopped out, waving one of her hands so that a soft blue glow of flurries surrounds it.]

Here... I don't have any ice packs with me, but if your knees are feeling a little sore, I can help this way.

[brokeforgood]

Oh, yeah, I definitely have that too. [She grins.] I have an unfortunate habit of testing other’s patience. [It’s said in a way, that you know— that Elsa probably also knows, is echo’d directly from the mouth of adults. Farrah has a feeling Elsa can understand that, as she approaches her slowly.]

Oh— please. I didn’t realize how hard I was hitting the ground until now.

Football Field

[stagemanagers]

[About that...there was a hole here. It's gone now.

The area where it was is covered in grass now, like nothing was ever here to begin with. The only indication that this isn't true is a large white rock placed in the area, surrounded by several bushes.]