I'd start with taking a deep breath first, perhaps. If you really want my opinion, anyway.

[Like he makes it possible to opt out of hearing his opinion.]

For the record, this can still go your way
For the record, you can keep your cool
All you have to do is stay focused on the present
Remember you're not on your own inside this school

That's the answer

[And he just pushes the mannequin over.]

Don't tell anyone that I was advocating for unity here, of course, but it does seem like the way to go.