Poker, huh... Maybe I should learn that one. Since apparently I'm the "Best Poker Face".

[ She's not even sure what that actually entails.

She turns back to the screen. ]

This doesn't have poker, but you can play solitaire with little images of the cards. It's programmed to know the game rules...

[ She clicks around with the mouse. ]

And when you win it all goes--

[ As she wins all the cards start cascading down and bouncing all over the place in that old school solitaire animation. She puts up one of her face sheets. ]

Whoosh! Heehee.