fourth investigation

[stagemanagers]

[Friday morning dawns, and everything seems peaceful. There's no blood waiting outside your dressing rooms, for once, and things seem quiet. But you already know that something's happened. After all, all of your symptoms have abruptly vanished. You're all as healthy and hearty as ever!

...well. Most of you.]

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[37773972]

[HMMMMM

Anyway, let's look at the mess!]

[stagemanagers]

[Strangely, you'll find that there's a bunch of garden tools strewn about here amongst the clothes. Like, a LOT of them.]

[37773972]

[what the fuck

he's going to try and separate them all from the clothing as much as he can- anything odd about the tools, are they all different kinds or what?]

[stagemanagers]

[All different kinds! Most of them look pretty normal, but one of them seems suspiciously clean and shiny.

This seems like a good time to introduce everyone to the weeding fork! A real gardening tool that apparently exists!]

[37773972]

[DON'T LIKE THAT, DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL]