[She hesitates only for a moment, then takes the Eminem shirt, and dabs at her face with it, trying to stay concealed for the most part. But at least she’s got somewhat of a quirk of a smile there, having made one last decent joke before her inevitable doom.]
I mean, I spent weeks traveling to get there—- and some creepy old guy dressed as Robin Hood, comes in, and just starts kissing me! And I’m like, w t f bro? I’m supposed to marry the King, you can’t do that. Except I didn’t speak English so well, so instead of saying anything I just kept watching the bull fighting I was watching before, and being like .... why are none of the guards doing anything. Then Robin Hood comes back in with a costume change and a crown, and he’s all “I don’t like her much” and “She was fairer in the picture”. And I’m the problem?
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[She hesitates only for a moment, then takes the Eminem shirt, and dabs at her face with it, trying to stay concealed for the most part. But at least she’s got somewhat of a quirk of a smile there, having made one last decent joke before her inevitable doom.]
I mean, I spent weeks traveling to get there—- and some creepy old guy dressed as Robin Hood, comes in, and just starts kissing me! And I’m like, w t f bro? I’m supposed to marry the King, you can’t do that. Except I didn’t speak English so well, so instead of saying anything I just kept watching the bull fighting I was watching before, and being like .... why are none of the guards doing anything. Then Robin Hood comes back in with a costume change and a crown, and he’s all “I don’t like her much” and “She was fairer in the picture”. And I’m the problem?