Okay, first of all, if you call me “kiddo” again, I’m throwing you into the laundry machine and switching it on. Also, Riley’s nice. She’s probably going easy on you. You wanna get tough? You train the McKinley High Cheerios way.

[ Get to know him? You can just...get to know people? The whole thing seems awfully forced, but whatever, Santana’s got nothing to do. She’ll play along. ]

Alright, fire away.