[ Oh thank goodness. Stephen doesn't even need to finish his question before Riley launches into a whole Thing. ]

I think Christine's about to do something stupid with novelty Mountain Dew, which sounds stupid and ridiculous, but everything's stupid and ridiculous, so whatever, because she was acting really. REALLY weird, and deflective, and Christine doesn't deflect things, she's always open! But I couldn't convince her to tell me what was going on, and she's going to talk to Jeremy, and anything involving Jeremy and Mountain Dew is a nightmare, so please, please help.

[ ...Yep! ]