M-michael's the one who said we should check it out! W-we were gonna test it out, but then he went to go see the shady guy in the back room of Spencer's Gifts because there was, like. Eka, ecta, ectoplasm? Some weird 90s soda that's expired and past its due date.

[The horrible thing about Jeremy is that he always talks like this so he doesn't look noticeably more or less uncomfortable saying this. He's just always like this.]