Anna of Cleves. [She tips into another curtsy, though this one is somewhat more of a grandiose gesture]

I was wife to King Henry VIII of England, for half a year's time-- before our marriage was annulled. Now I'm The King's Beloved Sister. I'm now touring with his other five wives-- so you could say I'm very comfortable with royalty. You'll have to forgive me! My manners have left me since my absence from court.