[Alright. Okay. He can do this. He can be a goddamn functional human being who doesn't hide in his room all day because he's afraid of being murdered.
First stop: kitchen. Has Jeremy ever cooked in his life? Unclear! The eggs seem to be going okay, though. The coffee is going less well, if only because of the mug he's being forced to drink out of. It seems weirdly grim and the drama queen in him is loving that but the Gen Z teenager in him hates that he's drinking out of a soccer mom Facebook mug. Also he's eating his omelet, like. Straight out of the pan. Because plates are a WHOLE thing and he's a gremlin teenager.
Anyway after breakfast, Jeremy heads over to the costume shop because he feels, uh. Weird? About this terrible Eminem shirt he's wearing? It's not, like. Bad or anything, he just. Feels really uncomfortable in it. Unfortunately? Fortunately? For him it does seem to be mostly......... costumes. So now he's. Well. It looks like he's about to go to a Ren Faire but that's. Fine. He's okay with this.
(Jeremy is not okay with this, but Jeremy has also never been okay in his entire life.)
Then he goes back to his room because actually? He is not a functional human being and he needs to like. Be alone and scream. It's fine. He's fine. Everything's fine.]
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First stop: kitchen. Has Jeremy ever cooked in his life? Unclear! The eggs seem to be going okay, though. The coffee is going less well, if only because of the mug he's being forced to drink out of. It seems weirdly grim and the drama queen in him is loving that but the Gen Z teenager in him hates that he's drinking out of a soccer mom Facebook mug. Also he's eating his omelet, like. Straight out of the pan. Because plates are a WHOLE thing and he's a gremlin teenager.
Anyway after breakfast, Jeremy heads over to the costume shop because he feels, uh. Weird? About this terrible Eminem shirt he's wearing? It's not, like. Bad or anything, he just. Feels really uncomfortable in it. Unfortunately? Fortunately? For him it does seem to be mostly......... costumes. So now he's. Well. It looks like he's about to go to a Ren Faire but that's. Fine. He's okay with this.
(Jeremy is not okay with this, but Jeremy has also never been okay in his entire life.)
Then he goes back to his room because actually? He is not a functional human being and he needs to like. Be alone and scream. It's fine. He's fine. Everything's fine.]