[stOP THIS IS HOW MOST PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT CHILDREN AND SMALL ANIMALS!!!! STOP!!!!! TOO PURE!!!!!! SHE IS GOING TO DIE (AGAIN)]

Oh! [down to a stage whisper too] You did a lovely job, very convincing. I'm proud of your performance.

[IN ANY CASE back to normal speaking.] I, ah, do appreciate your offer, though. I would...need to see what they would like. Ideally, there are...things I would like to do back home. But if that's not for me, I'd find somewhere else. ...and I'd visit.

I don't quite know how pirates could help my situation, but if I think of a way, I would tell you! [can you fight a book]