Where I'm from, obstructing municipal government, opposing the status quo, and- and being smart are all pretty villainous.

I-I stole gold bars, and I blew up all the parking meters in the city - exploding quarters, so it's... it's not- the explosions were very contained. I wanted to grind to a halt the wheels of municipal government, not, you know. Hurt anyone.

...Mostly it's just. Getting the crap beaten out of me by Captain Hammer.

[He tenses.]

Promise- promise you won't tell Anna. I-I mean, she kind of knows, already, and I-I'll tell her, just... Yeah. Uh. Yeah.