[The situation is definitely not in Hook's favor right now, and he fans himself to keep him from sweating. Suddenly, excitement springs across his face, and he bursts to life.
With a Disney song, no less.]
Yo ho, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho! So I've tried the life of a thief! I've relished the life of a crook! But I digress I must confess This wasn't Captain Hook The world's most famous crook
Now you should listen to me today Because what I say is true There's not a single bruise on me That's very clear to see Our culprit will have some money in the bank If you lynch me, and I'll be frank If you vote wrong, we'll walk the plank!
MACHINE GUN SONG BATTLE - THE ELEGANT CAPTAIN HOOK
With a Disney song, no less.]
Yo ho, yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho!
So I've tried the life of a thief!
I've relished the life of a crook!
But I digress
I must confess
This wasn't Captain Hook
The world's most famous crook
Now you should listen to me today
Because what I say is true
There's not a single bruise on me
That's very clear to see
Our culprit will have some money in the bank
If you lynch me, and I'll be frank
If you vote wrong, we'll walk the plank!
The choice is up to you!
The choice is up to you!