[That actually gets a brief round of applause from the Pirate King and he looks very impressed.]

I'll certainly give you that your improvisation skills are top-notch, Captain! Unfortunately, I cannot stand such an insult to my name, and as such...

[In comes some other music and... oh boy, looks like it's time for a retaliation. While dancing and posing dramatically, of course.]

♪ We have swept to glory
My pirate band's name is feared
From the southern tip of England
To the Queen we are endeared

Should you need a name to call me
Only "the Pirate King"
Will do, no other name
Could fortune and favor bring!

Ohhh, ohhh!
The Pirate King my name!

You do not believe I live to
The name I have chosen, but it
Is the name that best suits me
And the profession I best fit!

Should you question my pirate rule
I have only
A few words for you

No other name could do me proud—

The Pirate King is my name!

You do not believe I live to
The name I have chosen, but it
Is the name that best suits me
And the profession I best fit!

You have yet to see all that I can do
With an attitude like that
You will never see it all
In time you may have to eat your hat!

I am a proud leader
Of a proud pirate band
Though they may not be here
To you I will take a stand!

Ohhh, ohhh!
The Pirate King my name!
Ohhh, ohhh!
The Pirate King my name!

And you, sir, will not take this name I've made for myself!