That certainly hasn't stopped any of my crew! Why, little Frederick was a mere boy of eight when he took on an apprenticeship and he was sick more days than not at first! But by the time the seasons changed he had not only adjusted to life on a ship, he had quickly learned just how to be a pirate! These past thirteen years with him have been such a joy, and now! Now he is a man!

[...oh right, there was supposed to be a point in there somewhere, wasn't there...]

Even if you think you would be no good at piracy, I assure you that anyone can be a pirate!