My crew are wonderful, wonderful people, but alas... I'm afraid they are not the brightest. If an actor were to truly understand the being - the essence - of the Pirate King, then perhaps they could...!
Nay, I will not think on it!
[dramatic pose]
Instead I, the real Pirate King, will find a way to escape! To reunite with my crew! To save them from the clutches of an evil madman who dares pose as the Pirate King!
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My crew are wonderful, wonderful people, but alas... I'm afraid they are not the brightest. If an actor were to truly understand the being - the essence - of the Pirate King, then perhaps they could...!
Nay, I will not think on it!
[dramatic pose]
Instead I, the real Pirate King, will find a way to escape! To reunite with my crew! To save them from the clutches of an evil madman who dares pose as the Pirate King!
[i'm so sorry about this tag]