catliketread: (☠ WITH A LITTLE BURGLARY)
THE PIRATE KING ♛ ([personal profile] catliketread) wrote in [community profile] itscurtains 2016-10-11 06:39 pm (UTC)

[SEE YOU UNDERSTAND...]

My crew are wonderful, wonderful people, but alas... I'm afraid they are not the brightest. If an actor were to truly understand the being - the essence - of the Pirate King, then perhaps they could...!

Nay, I will not think on it!

[dramatic pose]

Instead I, the real Pirate King, will find a way to escape! To reunite with my crew! To save them from the clutches of an evil madman who dares pose as the Pirate King!

[i'm so sorry about this tag]

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