[He glances at the pamphlet and shrugs. Really, the biggest thing about him is that he doesn't actually exist. But just get Natalie going, and she'll probably tell everyone before he gets a chance.

Pausing for a moment, he thinks.]

No idea where they come up with that crap. I mean, I'm not that awesome. Perhaps to my mother, but not really.

Anyway, my guess is that whoever brought us here isn't here yet. Think about it. The more chaos they can create by having us just... sit here helplessly, it'll be a bigger splash when they do appear.

I'm sure they'll get a few pieces of everyone's mind, though. Even though I'm kinda curious, we all have better things to do than whatever this is.