[oh well! D-ne pushes a strand of hair behind her ear and talks low and excited, like she's answering a question in class.]

If you walk alone at night, you may be approached by a woman wearing a surgical mask. She'll ask you, "Am I pretty?" If your response is no, she'll take out a pair of scissors and kill you. If you answer yes, she'll remove her mask...to reveal her mouth slit from ear-to-ear.

Now, she will ask you, "How about now?" If you say no, she will cut you in half. If you say yes, then she will be pleased! ...And she will slit your mouth like hers in her gratitude.