one thing's universal, life's no dress rehearsal

[stagemanagers]

[Prom night! The greatest night of your young lives if you watch any Western high school media from the past 60 years. The looks, the music, the copious amounts of fancy snacks, the sore feet from dancing heels and then spending the rest of the night in bare feet- it’s all part of the bigger package.

The courtyard and the roof have both been decked out in a special way for tonight, despite no one really seeing Hester or anyone/anything else decorating. There are round tables set-up in both places, covered in yellow-gold tablecloths. Some of them have platters of snacks laid out on them, one has a large punch bowl that never seems to empty no matter how many drinks are taken from it.

On the roof there’s an extra table with pencils, small slips of paper, a box wrapped in gold wrapping paper and a notecard labeled Song Requests. Just write a song, pop it in the box and within a few minutes it starts playing! Weird, there doesn’t seem to be a sound system anywhere...

Red paper lanterns have been strung around the outline of the roof and between stakes in the courtyard, granting soft romantic light for a night to remember. Put on your best costume shop formal wear, get ready to lose your shoes after an hour and sneak in liquor even though most of you are of age.

After all…tonight belongs to you.]

Comments

[comeandfindme]

[ Maybe it's the whole illness thing, but Peregrine's face looks pretty red! Huh! ]

You guys are impossible.

[ ...But she's smiling. ]

[mayavericks]

And we're all yours, too.

[She's going to disrupt their flow to lean over and kiss one of Peregrine's cheeks. Hopefully the quick glance she throws to Janis gives her the idea to follow suit!]

[fourbutts]

[ And she absolutely does! Synchronicity, baby. ]

Whether you like it or not and, I think, you like it.

[comeandfindme]

[ Holy shit forget this weekend's case, you guys are killing her right here. Peregrine squeezes their hands simultaneously, out of surprise. She almost steps on both of their feet, which is an amazing, uh. Feat. Of it's own. ]

Do you just plan these things?!

[mayavericks]

Of course not!

[Maya blinks innocently.]

Lesbians can just communicate telepathically of course. Did you not know that?

[fourbutts]

We spend a lot of time talking about how nice you look. It's embarrassing.

[comeandfindme]

[ This time, she does step on both their feet. Is it an accident? She'll never tell. ]

Okay, I know you do crazy swordfight performances for a talking giraffe, and you are like...a reality warper in-training, but this? This I know is bullshit.

[mayavericks]

[Maya ducks out of their little circle dance, at least long enough to lay her hand over her chest]

Are you calling me a liar, Peregrine Wells?

[fourbutts]

[ Janis, in lieu of a verbal response, does her best to make it look like she is sending a telepathic message to Maya Tendo. ]

[comeandfindme]

I'm calling you an actress, Maya Tendo.

[ She leans in closer to Maya's space. ]

Isn't that one of the many things you're talented at?

[mayavericks]

[Maya puts a hand to her temple.]

One moment, Peregrine. Janis and I are speaking about how cute you look when you're scolding us!

[fourbutts]

[ Janis tries, once again, to project her innermost thoughts about how cute Peregrine is to Maya. ]

Oh, good point, Maya.

[comeandfindme]

You guys!

[ Peregrine scoffs and rolls her eyes. ]

Okay, I get it. New prom activity, tease the only non-lesbian.

[mayavericks]

This is what you call hazing in the states, right?

[fourbutts]

Oh aren't you proud to be
In this sorority
The great big sisterhood of— thinking girls are really hot?

[comeandfindme]

You guys suck!!

[ Romantic things to yell at your girlfriends on prom night, while you're dancing in a weird three-person blob. ]