Regina George made this stupid book full of insults about all the girls in school. Then she photocopied the pages and spread them all over school and there were like... twenty discrete fist-fights? It was almost impressive how much she fucked up that day for everyone.

[ She gestures to the pages. ]

I assume mine is in here somewhere.... Ah, there we are!

[ She pulls out a page with a picture of herself and holds it up, reading it off in a good-spirited but also slightly bitter tone. ]

Janis Sarkisian, Space Dyke! It would almost be a superhero name, if it wasn't the thing people used to sharpie onto my locker until my parents pulled me out of school.