Oh lump that.

[This space is cramped, there's not really a private conversation possible here.]

Just cause you're totally hoarding all the knives doesn't mean anyone's, like, better off without you. The only people that's true about are stupid parents or some super grody guy who can't get a date but won't take a no, or nerds. ...The super gross kind, not like Varian or Bobsponge. You're not super grody, Farrah.