[It's Wednesday! Welcome to this week's school club!
The Husbandry Club is meeting on the football field at noon! Upon arrival, attendees will find:
- A small flock of chickens. Feed them. Do it. Fucking do it. - One goat! This is a female goat, and can be milked if you're so inclined; you've even got buckets! Unfortunately, she seems to live for Mischief. - A pair of friendly donkeys! They would like to be pet. - Three piglets! They would like to be held and fed, but with fewer implied threats than the chickens.
By the end of the day, all of these animals will be gone - with the notable exception of the goat! If not taken in by anyone, she will henceforth live in the woods and/or the corn field and be a menace to all.]
WEDNESDAY
The Husbandry Club is meeting on the football field at noon! Upon arrival, attendees will find:
- A small flock of chickens. Feed them. Do it. Fucking do it.
- One goat! This is a female goat, and can be milked if you're so inclined; you've even got buckets! Unfortunately, she seems to live for Mischief.
- A pair of friendly donkeys! They would like to be pet.
- Three piglets! They would like to be held and fed, but with fewer implied threats than the chickens.
By the end of the day, all of these animals will be gone - with the notable exception of the goat! If not taken in by anyone, she will henceforth live in the woods and/or the corn field and be a menace to all.]