I guess I shouldn't be surprised that presidential assassinators are kind of obnoxious but somehow... I dunno. Disappointing, I guess?

[The nails are, like, obsessively neat. His own nails, aside from being slightly chipped from running around after a hundred apples earlier, are also near perfect.]

Like you want to believe some of them had noble reasons or whatever, eat the fucking rich and all, but alas. They're as mortal and awful as the rest of us.