No. But —- she dropped me because she was high. Which is worse. [She pauses. Well. If he doesn’t know about pigskin ball he probably doesn’t know about getting high either.]

High On. Drugs. They can make your head all fucked up. You really shouldn’t be lifting people during that.

And the worst part is that everyone saw it—- and someone put it on the internet, and millions of people have seen me fall. Janis, Connor... They saw it too. And I got a concussion!