[ Orpheus takes a deep breath and tries to calm down. Right. Panicking will only make them both more upset. ]

It's okay. We can make sure all the real knives stay in the kitchen, and if you want, the rest of us would probably be happy to help you with the machine? In case it keeps... giving you knives. I don't think it's given anyone real ones yet, but just in case.

[ no one tell them about peregrine's hunting kit ]