[You know who else likes apples? Ruddiger likes apples. A lot. Like, some days if he had to choose between Varian and a nice, shiny red apple? He'd go for the apple, because fuck yes, apples.
So seeing just an entire sea of them rolling across the floor is basically a dream come true, meaning that all Varian has to do is set foot in the Cafeteria long enough to be stunned by what he's seeing before Ruddiger launches himself off his shoulders like a little furry torpedo.]
Wh- hey! Ruddiger!
[Varian hurries to catch up, but by the time he has Ruddiger like...has snatched up one apple in one paw, then one in the other, now he has one in his mouth...he can't really carry more than this, and that's a tragedy. It's about that time that Varian notices Connor trying to pick them all up, and since Varian doesn't want to deal with the consequences of his raccoon taking a bite out of each one of them, he'll immediately stoop down to start picking them up himself.]
Apples? Did all of these come out of the machine-!?
Cafeteria
So seeing just an entire sea of them rolling across the floor is basically a dream come true, meaning that all Varian has to do is set foot in the Cafeteria long enough to be stunned by what he's seeing before Ruddiger launches himself off his shoulders like a little furry torpedo.]
Wh- hey! Ruddiger!
[Varian hurries to catch up, but by the time he has Ruddiger like...has snatched up one apple in one paw, then one in the other, now he has one in his mouth...he can't really carry more than this, and that's a tragedy. It's about that time that Varian notices Connor trying to pick them all up, and since Varian doesn't want to deal with the consequences of his raccoon taking a bite out of each one of them, he'll immediately stoop down to start picking them up himself.]
Apples? Did all of these come out of the machine-!?