mcfife: (🔪 one thousand years ago)
Angus McFife XIII ([personal profile] mcfife) wrote in [community profile] itscurtains 2021-06-17 02:34 am (UTC)

Investigation

[Angus wakes up in the Ambassador dorm with a hearty yawn.]

Good morni- thank Hoots. I can speak!

[And throw off the blankets to rush to the vending machine early in the morning. There's more treasures to behold! Angus receives several items, taking note of the red cape. It's a lovely color; he'll have to keep this one. The food can be saved for the party later. As he sorts through his things, patting his new lizard friend, a foreboding thunk resounds from the machine.

Angus turns around.

It's a roomba. Sitting there. Humming. Menacingly.

He pulls the lizard closer to his chest and widens his stand, never tearing his eyes away from the dreaded machine.]
Don't worry, Tad Cooper, I won't let it harm you.

[Eventually, he decides that avoiding the machine of evil is the best course of action, and hides in the library until the party with a lizard sitting in the pocket of his new red cape. He has a stack of history books on the table, and it continues to grow as he searches for more in the nonfiction section.]

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