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Peregrine Wells ([personal profile] comeandfindme) wrote in [community profile] itscurtains 2021-06-16 09:17 pm (UTC)

A Turkey Drop.

[ Completely straight-faced. ]

So, someone in town heard from her cousin in Michigan about something called a Pasty Drop. When they countdown to the New Year— do you have the ball drop in Japan? In like, New York, Times Square, everyone counts down and at midnight, they drop a huge ball and everyone cheers. Well, in Michigan, they lower a giant pasty to the street as like, a local tradition.

[ you following Maya? ]

Irene O'Connor heard about this and decided, well, in Whitetail, we'll do it one better. So at midnight, for the last...three years now, I guess, we lower a raw turkey into a huge deep fryer.

[ Peregrine, very dryly, finishes: ]

Whitetail's weird.

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