Yeah, well, high school's a lot like court, but with less head-chopping. [...Does that happen a lot at court? She doesn't know, her frame of reference is literally The Tudors and the Kristen Dunst Marie Antionette movie.]

What can I say? My life's pretty shit. [And over. Both socially and literally.]

And after all that, Riley still came for me! Why not Chess? She's the one who dropped me! [farrah....]