[Farrah nods at that, though her eyes do flutter away, to stare at her feet.]

Yeah. Super life wrecking. Anyway, there's this video on there called Epic Cheerleader Fail. Millions of people have seen it, and there are like-- remixes with funny noises-- "WORST CHEERLEADER TEAM EVER" captions--- anyway. In it, this girl starts to lift her teammate for a throw, but she fucks it up-- and the other girl falls.

Which is how I got my concussion. Chess was high, and fucking dropped me, I hit my head, and now I'm internet famous for being the fail cheerleader.