Spongebob, I, um. I think the Wizard is a bigger bully than any of us have ever encountered.

[ Worse than Orpheus's maternal grandfather, even! Ha, ha ha h a ]

He brought us here and did all of this to us in the first place, without us having done anything to him, didn't he? So I don't think he cares about things being fair. And it says that the rules 'may be updated as the faculty sees fit'.